infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
You sent that shit?
Edited 2017-02-03 01:43 (UTC)
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You like getting that shit?
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same

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
None of that had nothing to do with bait. Or fresh water fishing.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Tidal waves, hurricanes, how the tides work, how ice works, waterspouts. And they talked about me wanting to 'attract' people for some shit reason.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
If it's supposed to be about fish, why they getting in my personal business? That don't feel like an automatic thing.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Weird definition of friendly.

[Kind of his brother's actually. Guess it worked for some people.]

Fine. Whatever. Least it's stopped.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
No. It's all stupid shit I learned in when I was a kid. Do you learn anything from it?
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Couldn't really argue with the dueling thing, but the first...]

So it just outright lies, too? Why do you think this is useful?
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Hey, that Grimes kid that responded. Carl. He's a good kid. You should hire him.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-03 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You can count on him for that.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-04 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Thank you.
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[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-02-04 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sure.