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Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † mick rory | heat wave,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † theon greyjoy | turncloak,
- † will graham | wolf trap
009 | religieuse | video
[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[If you don't think I won't spam an IC inbox for like a month with fish facts you don't know me at all!!!]
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You wasted my time. For five days.
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Excuse me?
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[ BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY: DOG ] Who's your friend?
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This is Gunther. First dog I found here.
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Congratulations on your impending retirement, Will.
[First name basis. Such uncomfortable intimacy! Oooo.]
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Thank you, Doctor Crane.
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I'll spread the word. It's hard to believe you're walking away from the shop, though. Felt like you'd be there forever.
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Yeah? Great — you have any idea what kinda hours you want?
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Not a problem at all. I've got a set up in the back with a futon, actually.
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What the fuck are you going to do with all your time?
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It's a shame to hear about the fish shop. Fancy a change?
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[ Completely ignoring the rest of this post. This is the second time this guy has had quality dog content. ]
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[he's surprised to feel something very sad at that thought.]
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Gunther! Hi! Good boy! Hi to you too, Will.
[She speaks more seriously]
Are you okay?
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Oh, yeah. More than okay. How are you?
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[ Like Chilton! Except clearly this is a better topic. ]
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[What if his book was a bigger bestseller]
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