infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Volunteer)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-02-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Jacob blinks, getting it. He'd probably be the same way if he was in Will's position (ie married to someone who could blink out of existence at any moment).]

Right. But with her around, it's a whole different story. Maybe they can help you out with the gardening. They're good at digging, aren't they?
darkpants_warmfeeling: (Sideglance)

[personal profile] darkpants_warmfeeling 2017-02-24 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gets a good laugh out of Jacob, because oh Will Graham you and your funny jokes about raccoons doing taxes. Then Jacob sees Will's face, and the laugh stops.]

They don't... actually do your taxes, do they?

[He really should know better than to question this stuff about the Ludgate-Graham household by now.]