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Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † mick rory | heat wave,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † theon greyjoy | turncloak,
- † will graham | wolf trap
009 | religieuse | video
[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[More or less 'clean,' she finally does lean in and kiss him. She likes to pretend there will be fewer fish puns in their lives now, but she knows that is a lie. Will will find a way.]
It's going to a supervillain, right?
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Oh, absolutely. [He looks offended she'd even imply otherwise.] Someone who'll use that live bait for nefarious purposes only.
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[She's grinning and doesn't even care. If there are paparazzi following senator Hundred's chief of staff, they're probably having a heart attack. Or sure Will is about to be murdered. ]
I wonder if CM's looking for a hobby.
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He moves back to the counter, grinning like he's never been told he was loved before, and takes what's left of his ice cream to extend it to April since her helpers have started in on what was meant for her. No big deal, really. They've shared more than a spoon.]
Only on certain days. Have to see when the biggest fish was landed, or when Moby Dick was published. Might be interested then.
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[Oh, ice cream. There are soft hisses from the raccoons as she takes away their treat, but a glance from her has them back going through the new merchandise in the shop.]
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See if Calendar Man can handle it. [But, ah, that name brings up something else, and as casually as possible, Will asks what's been on his mind since Mitch just dropped it there like a damn bomb.] You think we should move closer? To Mitch.
[Super casual, except for the part where he sounds Very Serious About Actually Doing It If She Wants To but also Kinda Concerned About The Logistics.]
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[She pauses with the ice cream spoon pushed lightly against her bottom lip, making the spoon wiggle a little as she continues.]
Or are we plotting revenge? Letting the animals surround him?
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He's...your job's really important now. You might have wanted to be. Closer to it. [But his eyebrows knit together. April being closer to actual work, closer to a potential workaholic...would she really want that? Really?] ...just a thought.
[possibly a stupid one]
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[She is trying for deadpan here, Will. Trying so hard. But her smile is breaking through.
Of course he will.]
Too hard on the stag's old man hoofs?
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Come on. I take my joint juice with my Viagra every night. You know that.
[One of those things is a lie.]
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[And whatever, she gives up and giggles.]
You don't wanna move, right?
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I wanna be with you. Where we live doesn't matter.
[Moving the animals, including Jeff and Rincewind, would be more of a process than moving Will.]
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[And she resigns herself (aka, basks. It's basking) to letting Will do all the work.]
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[Basking is a good look on April; so is giving her a little ice cream mustache. Absolutely beautiful! Even Gunther can't compare. Not for too long though because Will leans down to take care of it in case her tongue isn't too keen on doing any work today. And there's more where that came from, if April wants to compromise the sanctity of that pun-filled fish hellhole one last time.]