infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-06 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
It better be. Or plan Burn, Burn is on.

[More or less 'clean,' she finally does lean in and kiss him. She likes to pretend there will be fewer fish puns in their lives now, but she knows that is a lie. Will will find a way.]

It's going to a supervillain, right?
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-09 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I love you so much.

[She's grinning and doesn't even care. If there are paparazzi following senator Hundred's chief of staff, they're probably having a heart attack. Or sure Will is about to be murdered. ]

I wonder if CM's looking for a hobby.
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
There's not a 'fight back against the ocean' day? I'll have to make Mitch make one.

[Oh, ice cream. There are soft hisses from the raccoons as she takes away their treat, but a glance from her has them back going through the new merchandise in the shop.]
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? You guys dating or something.

[She pauses with the ice cream spoon pushed lightly against her bottom lip, making the spoon wiggle a little as she continues.]

Or are we plotting revenge? Letting the animals surround him?
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-17 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Not gonna come to my rescue next time?

[She is trying for deadpan here, Will. Trying so hard. But her smile is breaking through.

Of course he will.]


Too hard on the stag's old man hoofs?
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-19 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know how that translate to shadow magics.

[And whatever, she gives up and giggles.]

You don't wanna move, right?
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[personal profile] aggressiveapathy 2017-02-28 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
So don't worry about it. Mitch'll probably take over a small nation or something because everything sucks, anyway. So. Wait for that.

[And she resigns herself (aka, basks. It's basking) to letting Will do all the work.]