infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-04 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Big dogs? Yeah, definitely. I haven't seen him with small ones, but I'm sure he's fine with them.
acclimatized: (to a stick and surrender.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-05 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Probably my place. He did have a flat in Heropa but he's sorta moved in.
acclimatized: (the ice cream man on rainy afternoons.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-06 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sherlock Holmes.

[ because who else could sorta move in without him kicking up a fuss? ]
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-08 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
He is. We were on a case once that needed a bloodhound and he wouldn't move for half an hour. Sherlock spent all the time gushing over him.
acclimatized: (maybe it's knowing i'm going to die.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-09 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
No, Toby went back to his owner. I think he wanted to though.
acclimatized: (milk and money.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-12 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ the greatest tragedy. ]

I'll be sure to let him know.

I've been meaning to thank you anyway. I saw what you did for Sherlock the other day. On the network, I mean. I'm assuming it all went okay, because he came back in a really good mood.
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-12 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm guessing you two didn't go to a swimming pool?
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-16 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh will. he's missed your weirdness. ]

Oh. Good. [ a beat ] Any plans on letting him tag along again?
acclimatized: ('cause you're a criminal.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-18 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ so special. ]

I'll have to ask him for you.
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-18 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
No, not at all.

[ yes. ]

I just thought it'd be easier. Never mind, I'll keep out of it.
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-20 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to give it a miss. I don't know if I can actually breathe under water and I'd, uh, rather not try to find out.
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[personal profile] acclimatized 2017-02-24 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Will do.

[ once he stops being afraid of water. what a baby. ]