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infomodder) wrote in
maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm
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Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † john watson | n/a,
- † mick rory | heat wave,
- † rincewind | n/a,
- † sasha blouse | n/a,
- † theon greyjoy | turncloak,
- † will graham | wolf trap
009 | religieuse | video
[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.
[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]
Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.
[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
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[He smiles. A little. Enough to show he is taking the piss.]
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You know.
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[he just wants to hear Rincewind say horrible fish puns and has 0 shame]
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[NOT A QUESTION.]
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[Rincewind is gonna get the best potatoes tonight for dinner for suffering through this.]
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You already knew what I was talking about!
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I'll be bringing a bunch of the ridiculous hats home. Don't you worry.
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[Safety, he means. He doesn't say it because that's just begging for danger.]
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Oh, yes. Exactly.
Well - whatever you do instead, I hope you enjoy it.
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Thanks.