infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
wizzardly: (Counterproposal: we all stay in bed)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-06 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
All the - fish jokes and things.
wizzardly: Name two. ('There are worse things than being dead')

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-10 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, like the shirts and hats with "I Like Big Bass And I Cannot Lie", "Keepin' It Reel", or "Save A Fish, Mount A Fisherman".

You know.
wizzardly: (Give me time to think.)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-15 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
...You're enjoying this, aren't you.

[NOT A QUESTION.]
wizzardly: (Bugger Fate)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd better.]

You already knew what I was talking about!
wizzardly: (Not on your life)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
...And the popcorn machine.
wizzardly: (Oooooh this is not good.)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. All right, just checking.
wizzardly: Every Potato Is Perfect (Mashed baked fried crisped)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-21 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
And it's a good smell. Bit comforting, really.
wizzardly: (Don't start being nice to me)

[personal profile] wizzardly 2017-02-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Will might be surprised to learn that it doesn't need to be said. The first time Rincewind smelled popcorn was as a child, and he'd never felt safer as a child in this world than when he'd shared Will's space.]

Oh, yes. Exactly.

Well - whatever you do instead, I hope you enjoy it.