infomodder: actual murder messiah will graham (jesus was also a fisherman)
ᴀᴘʀɪʟ's ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ([personal profile] infomodder) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-02-02 07:31 pm

009 | religieuse | video

[The video opens on Will, in his usual plaid, with a stupid fishing hat (REEL WOMEN FISH) sat atop his head. It's old and worn enough to show he favors it, wrapped about his head with a fishing hook tucked along the bill. He's propped against a stool with a line of fake bait and various fish-y bits and bobs behind him...and a sign that says NOW HIRING INQUIRE WITHIN hung just so it's easy to see from the window outside and inside as well.]

It's been brought to my attention some of you might've been getting unasked for messages. About fish, or the ocean...anything alone those lines. [ha ha ha like fishing lines o man] Should be fixed by now. If it keeps up, just...give it a few days and it should stop.

[He makes a "what can you do" face and then looks to the sign like he forgot it was there. A nudge of his elbow makes it a more prominent focus.]

Getting ready to retire. I'll still own the shop, but I won't be working here any more. Looking for some people who need a steady paycheck and don't mind bugs. ImPorts get priority. If you want something from time to time, that's doable, too. Just let me know.

[As he goes to sign off, a furry head comes into view and gives the screen a big, tongues-out smile. Fantastic.]
viced: (Won't have the pleasure)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you're the one who wanted to retire! Most people who retire fuck off to Florida and sit around waiting for god to "take them home", or whatever.
viced: (Whoa there tiger)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-05 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A soft hiss between his teeth. ]

Yiiikes. That wasn't what I expected.

Honestly, I figured you two might end up moving to DC, since you're giving all that up now.
viced: (Oh godammit)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-05 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah?

I mean, what if shit hits the fan?
viced: (Come on mom!)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-09 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm the boss. I can't tell someone where to live.
viced: (Idiots!  The lot of you!)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-09 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
She just got one! When her job description changed.
viced: (My shit doesn't smell)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Fair.

Would anyone, though?
viced: (My shit doesn't smell)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-16 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
They don't count, they work for free.
viced: (Let me talk to my deputy mayor)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-17 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I've been to the Vatican. It's a pretty cushy job.

[ Only someone with no interest in romance would think that. ]
viced: (Shifty)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-19 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never been to the Vatican, have you?
viced: (See you in the funny pages)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-20 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever go, you'll realize that they really don't suffer.

Like in the slightest.
viced: (To see if I still feel)

[personal profile] viced 2017-02-25 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You might like it. They have a cool place to look at the stars, I won't lie.