beastboi: (u ain't never seen a goober like this on)
Beast Boy!!! ([personal profile] beastboi) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2017-07-13 03:08 am

001 // video;

[When the video begins, what might be the immediate focus of attention for some is Gar's vivid grin skin and hair. It certainly makes him stand out. It's not anywhere near the forefront of his mind though, and he grins widely and waves enthusiastically at the screen.]

Hey there! I'm Beast Boy!! Maybe you recognise my face from TV. [He rubs a hand under his chin and winks in a way that can only be described as cheesy. He's referring to the job he was assigned when he arrived, as a co host.] Anyway, up until a little while ago, I had some pretty killer roommates. They cleaned up everything, and didn't care how late I slept in, and uh, a bunch of other great stuff! But I also never met them.

[???????]

Anyway, now that they're all gone, the place feels kinda huge. Not that I'm lonely or anything-!! [He shakes his hands rapidly, as if trying to dispel the idea from the air around him, and laughs a little too loudly.] It's just that I'm pretty used to living with a bunch of people, and keeping the TV on all night just isn't the same!

So! Here it is!!

[He holds up an absolute mess of a poster proudly, positioning it so that it takes up all of the camera space.]

Now accepting applications to join the coolest hangout in Heropa! Hit me up, dudes! Or ladies! Or whatever!! [He peeks back around the piece of paper, eyebrows furrowed.] I guess if you have room wherever you're living, that'd be cool too.
vidiocracy: (Siri what's imagination?)

[personal profile] vidiocracy 2017-07-14 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you wanna tell bad jokes?
vidiocracy: (Siri what's imagination?)

[personal profile] vidiocracy 2017-07-20 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I guess, if you like people thinking you're a loser and never talking to you again.
vidiocracy: (Siri what's imagination?)

[personal profile] vidiocracy 2017-07-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
...Nobody. But that's my choice!

[It is not his choice.]
vidiocracy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? (Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)

[personal profile] vidiocracy 2017-08-02 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what video games are for: forgetting that everything and everyone else sucks. Also blowing stuff up that won't get you arrested for it.

...So two questions: 1. Are you green? 2. Are you green on purpose?