[ there's a grey-skinned young woman with very big hair and very sharp teeth on screen. and very creepy spooky eyes. she's in a red flannel shirt sitting in what... looks like a half-unpacked living room with concert and horror movie posters across the walls. marceline's also got a small muppety shih tsu/poodle mix dog in her lap, and there are boxes all around her. her comm is being held up by... something, while she tunes... an axe? ]

Hey, boys and girls. Remember me? ... Probably not. Whatever. I'm Marceline. [ marceline blows a stray lock of hair out of her face. ] It's been two years and the locals didn't blow themselves up, it's a flippin' Thanksgiving miracle or something. But I'm back. Been back for a couple weeks, actually. Skipped the swear-in, those things are usually crazy boring and... [ she waves a hand, before she starts plucking out a bass line. ] Glad I missed all that. That biz sounded like nasty times.

And the music scene sucks way less now, when'd that happen? And hey, speaking of--

[ she attaches an image. some graphic designed-up thing.

Mᴀʀᴄᴇʟɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ Qᴜᴇᴇɴs
Eᴀsᴛ Cᴏᴀsᴛ Tᴏᴜʀ Dᴇ Cᴏʀᴘsᴇ

12/1 - Sᴀʟᴇᴍ, MA - Aʙsᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ Tᴀᴠᴇʀɴ
12/2 - Nᴇᴡ Yᴏʀᴋ, NY - Vɪᴛᴀᴇ Lᴏᴜɴɢᴇ
12/3 - Mᴀᴜʀᴛɪᴀ Fᴀʟʟs, PA - Bᴀʀ Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ
12/4 - Wᴀsʜɪɴɢᴛᴏɴ, DC - Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ Pᴀʀᴋ
12/5 - Dᴇ Cʜɪᴍᴀ, VA - Tʜᴇ Wɪᴛᴄʜᴇʀʏ
12/6 - Nᴏɴᴀʜ, NC - Sᴘɪʀᴀʟ
12/7 - Cʜᴀʀʟᴇsᴛᴏɴ, SC - Tʜᴇ Eʏᴇ
12/8 - Aᴛʟᴀɴᴛᴀ, GA - Eɪᴅᴇᴛɪᴄ
12/9 - Sᴀᴠᴀɴɴᴀʜ, GA - Asᴄᴇɴsɪᴏɴ
12/10 - Hᴇʀᴏᴘᴀ, FL - Dᴇʟɪʀɪᴜᴍ
12/11 - Mɪᴀᴍɪ, FL - Tʜᴏʀɴ Cᴇɴᴛᴇʀ

bam.]

Might as well get my return started off right, y'know? New album's done recording and everything. [ she grins, wide and sharp.] So. Enough plugs. What've I missed? Who's new here, who's not boring?