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Do you like the holidays? Have you ever dreamed of five (extra) minutes of fame?

Then guess what? In two weeks, you'll get your chance! Send me your ugliest fuckin' Christmas sweater, and come deadline, I'll pick the most heinous crime against humanity and wear it when I win the men's free skating program at this year's Four Corners Invitational for Small Orphans.

I'll hold up your picture if ya send one, and give ya a shoutout in the bargain. Plus, you'll have a little extra room in your closet. It's win-win!

disasterstraight

[ Those who recall Jin Zixuan's last embarrassing turn online, will be glad to know that he is feeling much better. Back in his original body, golden core restored and everything. Nothing to worry about. Forget you ever saw him as a gigantic metal man.

He's out shopping in downtown De Chima, in a store that sells upscale homegoods and handcrafted decorations, all of which that you see on the shelves are Christmasy in theme. There are little wooden snowmen, bottle brush Christmas trees, felted raindeer, and lots, lots of things that light up. ]

I understand that the religion practiced in Jeopardy is not in the majority of this nation, though I will say that the festivities last night were rather spectacular in nature. But, it seems to me that the holidays practiced by the rest of this land are just as... excuse my words... cult-like.

[ He picks up a ceramic Santa Clause teapot with a set of elf-themed cups and saucers. ]

Who is this fat red man who is worshipped at this winter festival? Does he wear red because it brings good luck? [ That much would make sense to him; red is an auspicious color in his culture. ] How does he get reindeer to fly, do the reindeer cultivate their own spiritual energy? What of their leader, with the reddened nose? [ Again with the color red! ]

[ He sighs, flourishing his sleeve and continuing his stroll through the store. ]

The main reasoning for my question is, are there any important duties one must perform in this season, according to the traditions of this holiday?

legalcy

All,

I hope that I speak for everyone that participated in the experiment when I say that AtlanTech is a substandard research group who must understand that they cannot continue to put participants in harm's way. I am fortunate that I have not been harmed thus far, but I am high considering filing a lawsuit if things do not improve.

Has any Import taken any group to court before today? I can't be the only one seriously considering this.

Minimus Ambus

cantgetanyworse

I've been having some... very strange dreams.

[Jane is at home, in front of a painting hung up on the wall behind her. The painting is of a tower on an island against a stormy-looking sky but the entire image is strangely blurred, as if seen through a fog or as a reflection in a window.

Her jackalope is on her lap, tolerating her attention (long, slow, gentle strokes of its soft ears). She hesitates before she goes on.]

I'm sure it sounds silly. [She has been very unsettled since she suddenly 'woke up' at that ceremony, dressed to the nines with no idea of where she was. Running had been her first instinct, and no doubt the same could be said of many others.]

But I wondered if anyone else had been dealing with the same thing since-- For the last couple of weeks. Normally I wouldn't mention it at all, [And her voice speeds up here, as if stumbling over trying to explain herself.] but one doesn't simply lose that amount of time without wondering where they might have been--

[There's a smile, but it lacks her usual brightness.]

Um... thank you.

gusumouthcannon

Today is my birthday!

I have decided that I am building a music collection. So instead of gifts, you should send me one song that you think I would like!

legalcy

Re: Warehouses for Imports

All,

I have a large item that arrived with me that cannot be stored on the street due to parking violations. I am concerned that there may not be enough space in the housing provided by the government.

Please respond with suggestions as to where I may keep a large mechanical piece of equipment securely and without causing harm to the general public.

Regards.

Minimus Ambus

[Well that sure was a formal message.]

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