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WILL YOU HELP SAVE THE WORLD?

Mask or Menace is a panfandom urban 'superhero' genre DWRP game, where heroes, villains, and everyone in between seek to survive and thrive in a world loosely parallel to our own.

constantdick

[Hello network, there appears to be a talking blond bunny on the screen... which sounds exactly like John Constantine. Looks a bit like him too, given the tie and the cigarette dangling from his lips.]

What the bloody hell, Zee? This is definitely not funny a second time.

[Not that it was too funny the first time either. But wait, didn't Zatanna Zatara port out a while ago? Maybe she's back, he doesn't know. Bollocks.]

aeva

I've seen communities of information before but nothing quite so personal all at once. Is there no filter to this or should I frequently expect everyone's daily thoughts when I'm checking the weather?

( hello, community, you're being greeted by a very gentle-looking woman with a soft irish accent. it seems that someone (after doing a bit of reading) stumbled into the mass of memory posts and doesn't realise that they weren't voluntarily done. free will seems to have gone wild with what people are posting )

Whilst I'm still gathering my bearings on this place I wondered if you'd settle a question. Some of us are brought here with our own powers, some given a blessing. I was interested in knowing just how many each statement applied to. It's your choice if you want to say more about them.

( she herself certainly doesn't at least not for the moment. it was a complicated tale. before she ends the feed she gives a smile and one final question-- )

Alternatively, you could recommend a coffee shop.

( she kind of just wants to get people talking )

hisfavoriteson

[ooc: the second option contains spoilers for season 4 of Lucifer. If you want a clip of the second option, it's here. If you want in-person VR instead of video, go here.]

( I don't believe in no Devil, cause I done raised this Hell )

privatepurchases

[One Archangel - sitting in the background of what looks like a bar. Gabriel is on the feed, still looking relatively relaxed as he tilts his head because he's thought about this and-]

...Can someone please explain a dating app to me. You are free to laugh at me for asking.

[You know. Because. Reasons.]

madlove

Has anyone come here and managed to get a professional license they lost in their home world back?

[ Barbara telling her she hadn’t gotten her license back in the future had been like waving a red flag in front of a hangry bull. And if this place requires her to retake her boards, or something similar, Harley knows she can pass them with flying colors. Even if she’s subjected to a psychiatric evaluation, she knows how to beat that.

It's not even so much that she really wants her license back (listening to people bitch about their lives sounds sort of dreadful at this point, and there's no Arkham here to make things interesting). It's more that Harley wants to prove she can do it.

The real question is how much they’re going to dig into her past. At least she doesn’t have a record here to contend with. ]

And it sorta seems like with that big fleshship in Heropa a lot of people might require some therapy. By the way, if anyone’s getting rid of a couch or loveseat, I'll haul it away for you.

( Private to Barbara and Beck )

deadendjob

[At first, there is very clearly a hand covering the camera lens, and a muffled voice can be heard off screen.]

Okay, okay. Just do it. Put yourself out there. But- what do I say? I’m not really a big address kinda guy- I work one on one. A mano-a-mano type, that’s me. Okay, okay, big guy. Just gonna use a line.

[A throat is cleared and the hand removed. The voice that accompanies the sudden appearance of the wild-haired man on camera is different than it was before. Booming, echoing almost. ]

I am the Lord thy God.

[There’s a pause, a cough. Then the voice turns to normal, what you’d expect to hear from the face it is coming out of.]

And, uh, heyo kiddoes, I’m hiring. Never really done this before- but, hey, gotta keep the old ball spinning, right? So looking for those resumundos for every department. Just send them to my assistant…

Uh, also hiring an assistant. That one first. The rest of you just hold off until then, yeah? Cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

[God nods, places the communicator down and then just...sits there, tapping his hands on his knees in a off-beat pattern. Apparently having no idea the comm needs to be turned off.]

hisfavoriteson

Maybe in the middle of all of the celebrating of this "special time of year" or whatever you want to call it, take a moment to consider the fact that at no point during any of this did anyone bother to ask Mary's permission. It's a celebration of an unmarried woman being saddled with a child she never asked for.

[Grumpy Devil out.]

anormie

Okay. Okay. Like I know things are super bad and going to hell in a hand basket. It's not great, but I'm also choosing to believe that the medical officials and everyone else are going to have it sorted by the charity auction. Also, I'm not a doctor, but I am a forensic scientist and I know my way around a lab and testing things if that could be useful to anyone.

But on like the whole being hopeful thing: there's that aforementioned giant charity auction thing happening. It's for a great cause, and I'm definitely gonna be going and putting myself on the dating auction with like a card counting lesson if people want one. But and I totally realize that this sounds kinda dumb considering you know the whole putting myself on the date auction thang but like. What are the best ways to go about getting a date here. I'm not talking whatever this world's version of Tinder is but like a real date. Not just hooking up with someone.

Also, I'm totally like bi and stuff so gender isn't really a restriction here. Just finding someone who is interesting and like interested in my nerd self for a night of fun and conversation.

And I happen to clean up real nice. Seriously. I look good.

detectivedwloki

This is going to sound like a really dumb question but...

What's your sign?

Astrology. Chinese Zodiac. All of that.

hisfavoriteson

[He meant to send this only to Chloe, but in his hurry, he forgot to double-check that he'd made this private. So the whole network sees him holding a cat out at arm's length, as though he's trying to keep it from touching him.]

It followed me home and now it won't leave me alone. How do I get it to leave me alone?!

[Sorry, Lucifer, but we've got news for you.]

hisfavoriteson

[Last time he was on the network, he asked about a piano. This time, it's apparent what the result of that search was. Because here he is, accompanying himself on it.]

Down at the bottom of a deep, deep well

Dark so dark it’s hard to tell

Pain from night and night from hell

Down at the bottom at the deep, deep well

[When the song ends, he has nothing else to add. He's always been better at communicating this way than any other.]

I'm not quite sure where that came from.

anormie

[So when the video clicks on, it's of a short latina who is wearing a red shirt with a cartoon vampire in between the words 'Morning Sucks' on it. She's got a big smile and a wave and when she talks, she kind of doesn't stop for breath.]

Hey, so I know that you're all like super sick of these sort of 'oh god help me why am I here please let me go back to my own reality!' posts, but yeah, here's another one. I'm definitely kinda a hypocrite like that but I've definitely got some questions.

[A beat.]

So first? Multiverse, super cool, amirite? I mean like as long as we don't go all Mirrorverse and like grow goatees and stuff like that. Not really a huge fan of facial hair. Like on me. Beards are fine, you do you, but I'd rather not need to deal with that. I don't think I've got the chin for it.

[And Ella just strokes said chin, and her eyes go slightly distant as she considers it.]

Right, so like second real question. Have people had any actual luck changing jobs? I mean, don't get me wrong, being paid to hug people is super cool and totally up my alley but I like worked really hard to get my degree in forensic science, and I'm actually super good at my job and stuff and don't wanna have them skillz [you can hear that z in there] go all stale for like lack of use.

So yeah, anyway, I'm Ella. It's really nice to meet ya. And if anyone's got a good rec for a lady friendly comic book store, let ya girl know. I mean, I know we're living in like a super hero reality, but I bet that they have some really neat stuff in here. And ya know pulls.

[And then she just clicks off because Ella knows herself and she knows how gets and doesn't wanna seem too weird her first time on the network.]

goodtobebad

[ Crowley... does not look as cool and collected as his last network appearance. He's not outwardly panicking or anything, he's just got a slightly more jittery air to him that speaks of concern - not that you'll hear him admitting that aloud.

But he's concerned enough that he's not wearing his sunglasses, for once, and his hair is less styled with a lot of product to look artlessly mussed and more a worried person has run their hands through it until it kinda sticks up all over.

There is really only one thing that can have Crowley worried like this. ]

Right, so humans get sick sometimes. You do stuff to make it better. What's the stuff? I need ideas. Soup? Is soup still a thing? A wet cloth?

[ He turns the camera on one Aziraphale, who is looking less his cheerful self and more pallid and, well, sick. ]

Any advice would be appreciated.

sathan

Some of us were brought here with our own powers, some were granted them by this place. It's been a conversation that I've had on multiple occasions since being brought here. I'm interested in knowing whether any power has changed -- if someone that was brought here with their own power lost it or it was altered in some way.

( that specific question she's asked someone already but considering what has happened to her magic recently she may be thinking about it a little more )

hisfavoriteson

[That's it. That's the post.]

constantdick

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[Hey imPort network, here's a skinny Brit in a trenchcoat who looks a bit like Sting, if Sting were inclined to go without shaving, sleeping or changing his clothes for days at a time. He starts out by muttering a few words under his breath, apparently having a minor issue with the comm device.] Bloody phones.

[He lights a cigarette, letting it dangle from his lips and talking around it, his accent of Liverpool mostly, with a couple of other influences and very working class.]

Right then. My name's John Constantine and I'm new 'ereabouts. [He holds a business card up to the screen.] There, that pretty much covers everything; consider it both an FYI and an advert.

So, I find myself in need of doing a bit of shopping, yeah? Where's a good place to go when you get low on certain... uh, necessities?

[He pauses for a second, so as to give everyone an opportunity to use their imaginations as to what that might imply. Kinky sex toys? You wish.]

I've got a list 'ere of the most important items; namely, possum tails, frog testes, newt spleens, gnat 'eads, baboon earwax, bat urine, spider eggs, caterpillar pus, lizard brains, leeches, slug slime, unicorn bile and cannabis. Gotta replenish the old apothecary when you can, because you never know when you might need to whip up some artificial musk of a female minotaur, eh? Cheers.

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